Sunday, 28 December 2014

WEEKENDER: December



Only two days to cram in as many people as possible was not the most desirable way to spend Christmas. It flew, far too fast, and now I'm back at work. December is always my least favourite month. Everyone always counts down to it's end and then mourns it passing.

Next year I vow to spend more time just sat in the now, rather than planning ahead. Christmas should be the slowest day of the year and enjoyed because of it.

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

HOW TO: Last minute DIY gift in five easy steps



You will need:
Little pots (I used these)
Gravel
Soil
Sand of any colour (I used this or you can use gravel again)
Little houseplants

I bought two houseplants back in April, since then they've filled their pots and sprouted tiny babies along the edges, so I cut them off and used them. If you don't have a houseplant already, I suggest you get one for next year.

1. Fill the bottom of the pot with gravel. Because my pots are clear and there's no drainage hole in the bottom, this was crucial. If you use terracotta pots with a drainage hole in the bottom, you won't need to use as many as I did here.

2. Then bash a bit of soil in. I bought a bag from B&Q for about £2.

3. Pick one of your cuttings and pop that in too making sure the roots fit in the container you're using. Don't try to cram it in because your plant won't like it and your present will most likely die pretty fast otherwise.

4. Make sure you press the soil down firmly so there's no air gaps in the soil and so your cutting is supported.

5. Fill the rest of your container up with sand or gravel. I used sand as an example in the pictures, but with the other houseplant I just popped some gravel around the top. It means that the soil will retain more moisture than not.

Monday, 22 December 2014

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

LIFE: 3 thoughts about depression



(Sorry, I don't know who to credit this picture with)

The Lad is a depressive person. Not in the way he brings down a cheerful room or brings negative thoughts to a discussion, nothing like that, but more that he sometimes sinks into times of major 'meh'ness.

As a fairly pragmatic and positive person, I struggle to negotiate these times of emotional downward spiral and make sure that the Lad feels okay. I don't want him to jump from the rooftops, I just want him to be okay.

I can't really get that across in a one-to-one conversation, because conversation at the minute is pretty one sided with occasional grunts from him, but I thought that for anyone else in a place like him or living with a person like me, maybe these three points will help you get across the grunt/convo boundary.

1. Pull your weight.
Whether that's washing up, paying your bills, organising a doctors appointment, tidying one room, putting a wash on, going to the shop or just getting dressed. You might be feeling like complete and utter shite right now, but the less you do, the more I have to. And the more stuff I have to do, the less time I have to spend just being with you and talking. Or not talking. Whatever you want. You will be surprised at how I will react and respond to even the smallest of efforts.

2. Alone time works both ways.
So you want to sit and stare at the ceiling in silence. Great, I get it. So, when I want to sit and look at the ASOS new in section, just leave me to it. I'm not ignoring you. I don't love you any less. I'm not planning ways to get rid of you. I'm just having quality time to myself.

3. Talk.
You might think I won't understand, but just try me. Just talk. Tell me how you feel. Tell me what thoughts you're thinking. What plans you have. What lack of plans you have. Tell me what you want from me. What you need from me. Listen to what I need and want. Let's just talk, okay? Maybe, just maybe, I can help you feel better.

Monday, 15 December 2014

REVIEW: Bourjois Velvet Rouge Edition Matt Lip



After seeing this on Lily and reading good reviews online, I thought I'd give it a go. I bought it the day before it went on offer in Boots for just under £9.

For that money I would have hoped for more. I find this lipstick/gloss difficult to apply and it immediately highlights the drier areas of my lips. I chose a dark shade (Grand Cru) so maybe that's the reason behind it's clinginess being so obvious, but still, not impressive.

After a bit of fiddling about, I got it to work by effectively mixing it with a lip balm, although then it wasn't a matt finish. So, fail.

Friday, 12 December 2014

WANT: Red & Gold Christmas

Garland, Ikea £4; Napkins, H&M £1.99  ; Cream and Gold pot, H&M £7.99  ; Tins; Ikea £4.75; Table runner, Ikea £5  ; Candle, H&M £3.99

Monday, 8 December 2014

REVIEW: Sally Hansen Maximum Growth


This formula is lovely. A smooth, quick drying thin sheen that makes any nail look instantly more attractive and doesn't wear, peel or chip off. Despite continuing to bite my nails, I noticed that they were stronger and I didn't bite as much of them off in one go as I normally do.

For a girl who very rarely has white tips, I have about 1mm of white tip on each of my nails now (a mean feat for me!) and although polish still doesn't look as good on me as on Estee I'm feeling more confident that my nails look okay when I go out.

In one week, my thumb nails grew from the nasty stumps that I bite them down to, to long talons that reached the end of my actual thumb (again, an achievement for me).

Although I think this is more of a gimmick then a miracle product, the whole concept works nicely because of the great formula. Any chipping or peeling polish usually attracts a good nail biting session so to have a varnish that sticks and lasts well is a God send!

Thursday, 4 December 2014

READ: Not That Kind Of Girl



Ah, Lena, you little gem. Writing about women the way women don't really want to be written about, but telling stories that every woman can relate to and secretly wishes she could tell everyone about. Well... maybe.

I love this for that reason though. I read reviews on Amazon and some negative comments were made about how it didn't teach them anything or find any stories relevant. It's an autobiography. You don't need to 'learn' anything from it - except that maybe your family isn't as cool as hers is.

Were the stories relevant - undoubtably yes. Inappropriate touching, rape, mental abuse, a woman recounting her troubled girlhood are all relevant. Each person has their own view on the world and this is hers. Albeit, a very skewed life to the one I've been living. I don't see this book as something to be judged, but something to read, take in and ponder about. If one single person looks at the world in this way to you, then it's a view that should be respected. Not shouted down.

I fully loved reading this book. It's not boring. Not deceptive. Not unrealistic. A bit far fetched compared to my life, but a good eye opener because of it.

I am so glad Lena exists.

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

THREE THINGS: About Change


1. It will always happen.
2. You will change.
3. Don't fear it, embrace it.

Sunday, 30 November 2014

WEEKENDER: November


It's a little bit weird to think I've been twenty five for a whole month now.
November has brought good and bad. As always. A lot of family time, outside time and a beginning to the festive cheer. The colder air makes my head hurt and my heart sing.

Friday, 28 November 2014

REVIEW: Garnier Ultimate Blends


Considering I have fairly fine hair and this is specifically designed for thick hair, I think it limits itself to one market. My fine hair and I love this stuff.

After using this for over three weeks, I can safely say it's a miracle worker. Usually I have to wash my hair everyday and therefore use heat everyday to style before I go to work. With this, my greasy hair stays super clean for about two days and they style also stays in place. For a 5:20am start, I love it.

The Lad has much thicker hair than I do and he also sings it's praises. Nourishing, smoothing and generally boosting our hairs health, this stuff can do no wrong.

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

REVIEW: Our haircare staples


I say 'our' haircare staples because The Lad looks after his hair more than anything else on his body/that he owns so his investments are things that he treasures.

The after-wash product he uses the most is the Trevor Sorbie Salt Texture Spray. He has stereotypical Jewish hair - black, thick and curly - and after washing, unless he uses something like Bumble and Bumble Surf Shampoo, his hair is flyaway. The Salt Spray brings his hair back down to earth and back to defined curls and a gritty texture.

The Pantene Instant Damage Defence Conditioning Spray is an alternative to the Dove Spray. This smells similar to watermelon (although, don't trust my nose) and comes in a two part formula that you shake to combine before spraying onto damp hair. I love this as it's light and doesn't weigh my fine hair down.

The Tresemme Keratin Smooth Heat Protection Shine Spray (a mouthful or what?) is a new addition to my haircare and another instant love. Not too heavy again, but strong enough so my hair feels smooth and silky after straightening or curling, it's an instant winner.

Finally, once I've got my hair silky straight, I need to add some boosting properties into the mix. The L'Oreal Texture Styling Volume Spray applied underneath my layers gives a quick boost that looks lived in without the greasiness. It's a matt finish and works well when trying to give the hair movement when putting up into a ponytail or a bun, or even clipping back. For texture throughout the day, this isn't the best on sleek straight hair, but to keep curls looking beachy, it's awesome.

Sunday, 23 November 2014

LIFE: My First Cervical Screening Test


I never thought I would ever mention my cervix on ohhellojo, but here we are and I'll been mentioning my cervix quite a lot in this post. Weird, but also liberating. Every woman has a cervix and some women end up having cervical cancer too, so it's important. Talking about it shouldn't be weird! (but even after that intro, it's still super weird).

The other day I went for my first smear test. I've been for STI tests before (although intitially not for STI tests, for smear tests, which they consistently refused to give me because of my age, so ended up with STI tests instead. Awesome), so I thought I knew what it'd be like. Sort of. It's also why I went for it right after my twenty fifth birthday.

If you're sqeamish, probably don't read the next few paragraphs, skip to the last one.

So! I didn't get a choice of what size speculum (I didn't know about different sizes until afterwards) so I found it weird and increasingly uncomfortable. It was in there for about a minute. The whole time, I desperately wished it not to be there. Not painful to start with, but not comfortable either, it got to the point where it was really painful I'd have pulled it out myself if she'd taken any longer. I'm not sure what I did during that minute except stare at the light fitting above me and try to breathe through it so as to not clamp my legs together, unfortunately probably around the woman's head, in the way my legs seemingly wanted to.

NOTE: Before getting my invitation, I honestly thought that having a smear was a biopsy and they'd take a small portion of my womb lining for examination. Once I'd read the leaflet and realised they were swabbing my cervix I felt much better because that's essentially what I'd had before and the STI tests weren't all that bad. (so if you think you need an STI test, go!)

Now, the part I was not prepared for, was the pain afterwards. And the bleeding.

Thank goodness I wasn't going to work immediately after, or even at work that whole day. She triumphantly held up the brush (because it's not really a swab, but a quick whip round with a brush that looks very similar to one of those little flossing things) and it was covered in blood. Uh oh. Didn't see that coming. At this point she said "it's very common for women to spot afterwards so don't be worried if you find a little blood in your knickers today."

Maybe I was just too tense? Maybe the nurse masked her brutality with nice chitchat? Maybe the brush was too spikey? Maybe my cervix is just a sensitive soul? Maybe I have a problem? Maybe I should have preplanned for possible blood loss? Well, bleed I did.

However, she didn't offer me any panty liner, pad or tampon to cover up the fact I was bleeding. Not spotting. Bleeding. I'm super glad I was wearing a dress rather than my skinny jeans which I'd originally planned to wear, because my knickers are ruined.

I had to wear a pad for the rest of the day. And the next day. And it felt as though I'd eaten a brick and it had hit my womb after I'd swallowed it. So, the after effects were pretty similar to my initial thought of what a biopsy would be. A good comparison for me to this is: the pain that sometimes comes just before a period (like a dull, constant, sickening stomach ache) and as I mentioned before, the blood loss of my last day. 

Bet you loved thinking about all that then... not. But it's a fact, and a fact that was not mentioned on the leaflet, or actually, anywhere online that's professionally written*.

And to me, it's the lasting effects that were the most poignant of the whole experience.

I thought about not writing this post. I thought about how it might (well, probably will) put some people off. But, and this is a massive but, for two days of weird bleeding, I've found out that I'm okay and my cervix is completely normal. The pro's outweigh the cons so greatly the thought of not having one freaks me out more than having to go back in three years time (although I'll definately ask for a different nurse and a smaller speculum).

It's alright donating or running the Races for Life or cutting your hair off to raise money, but if you don't take advantage of what you raise money and awareness for, what's the point? 

You only get one body and one cervix. Look after it!

*NOTE: there are so many horror stories on the internet about women having horrid experiences and I hope that although I haven't exactly sung praises about it, I've been factual enough to prepare you for what might happen rather than put you off. TANGENT: my chicken started limping once and I Googled what could have been the cause/how to treat it and all articles pointed to a leathal disease and imminent death. Turns out she'd fallen down the ramp to the hut and sprained her ankle. Take the internet with a pinch of salt, everyone is different and I hope you go and find out what it's like for yourself.

Friday, 21 November 2014

REVIEW: Maybelline Colour Drama Intense Velvet Lip Pencil


I chose the colour Light It Up because it's a rich, but not too dark, red. My favourite. Although I can't keep lip colour on to save my life, I like it.

It's a soft consistency that glides on beautifully. The only issue I encoutered here was that the sharp nib grew flat and fat very quickly. Trying to get a sharp line around the edge of my lips was a definate challenge. Once on it felt lovely, looked glossy and made me feel a million dollars.

It lasted about 20 minutes before I ate a biscuit and it started wearing off. First at the edges of my mouth, then along the inner bits of my lips and then, once I looked in the mirror 30 minutes later and only had a fat line around the edges of my lips left, I took it off.

Practise needed.

Second try. I moisturised my lips with Burts Bees. Then applied the pencil. I put a Topshop lipstick over the top in nearly the exact same colour and waited. This time I ate the colour. Not biscuit necessary.

More patience needed.

Third try. I applied a super thin layer of colour all over my lips and patted it out with my finger then I put a bit of Burt Bees lip balm on a different, clean, finger an rubbed that over the top. Success!

Although it didn't last all that long - maybe a couple of hours or so - it lasted way longer than any lip colour I've ever used before and the Burts Bees nourished my lips alongside it. I'm a happy bunny, for now.

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

VISIT: Afternoon tea at Cedar Court Grand Hotel in York

Before I go anywhere these days, I read reviews. Whether that's a cottage to stay in, a restaurant to eat in or a museum to visit. I like to know I'll get my moneys worth. Last week I was invited for an afternoon tea at the Cedar Court Hotel. I've walked past it a millions times, but never been in so I was very excited.


I'm sure that the man I hit with the door on the way in should've opened it for me and the women at the desk should've stopped talking for me to find out where I was going, but neither of these things happened.

The decor in this place is fantastic though so I was distracted by staring around me more than put out by the staff at this point. I was totally awed. So awed in fact that I also didn't mind standing at the next desk waiting for the man to finish his phone call for five minutes before addressing me. At this point he took my coat, which was proved this place is posher than anywhere I've ever been before and showed me to our table. It was a reasonably small room (compared to the 50 metres of corridor I'd just walked down to get to it), warm, but not too warm and there was a fair few people in there so the atmosphere was nice.

Once my friends arrived, we were served with table water, prosecco and given the tea menu. The tea came in silver teapots. Lemon came along with milk. After a short while, the sandwiches and cakes arrived. A separate table had to be set up because it was so large.  I was like woah, this place is cray - awed again. The food was divine. The scones were warmed, there was an absolutely beautiful trifle in a pot and everyone was suitably stuffed by the time we finished. 

I could not fault the food, the room or the politeness of the waiting staff, but there was a weird awkwardness about them that I felt should've been coming from little ol' me rather than the staff. The staff felt like they were out of place and that didn't make me feel comfortable at all. Possible excuses aside, there were people sat in that room I wouldn't be surprised to see having afternoon tea behind Binky and Lucy on MIC so I expected a much more assured attitude from the staff.

Despite that, I had a lovely afternoon and I would definately visit again, hopefully on a more uplifting day for the people who work there.

Sunday, 16 November 2014

REVIEW: Rimmel Lasting Finish Colour Blush


I have a weird relationship with blush due to having naturally crazy red cheeks anyway. I spend so much time getting rid of and covering the redness that to put some back on seems ridiculous.

However, after some long YouTube watching sessions I feel confident to start trying to relocate the redness to an area I'd be happy with. 

I had a good hard look at the aisles of Boots and Superdrug in order to make my selection and this colour appealed to me most. I chose the shade: Pink Rose as it's not too bright, or strong and has an earthy kind of tone to it. At home though, I discovered it's also quite shimmery which isn't something I really wanted, but have grown to really like.

The shimmer once on my cheeks looks less tarty and more glowy, which isn't something I expected on my skin - usually I look like a blow up doll whenever I try a product I'm not used to. Alongside my Bare Minerals Powder Foundation, my skin looks better than it has in years!

Prepare for a quite a loose powder straight from the pan, I started swirling and it covered my tabletop instantly. But, if you're a pro at applying already, this wouldn't go amiss by being added to your collection.

Friday, 14 November 2014

READ: #GIRLBOSS

If you're anything like me and you never buy stuff as soon as it comes out, then you might be interested in this. If you've already jumped on the bandwagon with this, then sorry I'm so late. Well, it's more a case of sorrynotsorry.

(Can you tell which book I'm reading next?)

To a degree I loved this book. It was honest and direct and everything I love in a person as well as a book. Sophia is just a girl. A woman. With massive balls. And she just tells things as it is. I love that. I love her. She's an amazing woman.

But to flip side this, I really wanted to finish it. I couldn't wait for it to end. The self glorying was awesome to start, but I was bored and impatient throughout the last chapter (which, granted, isn't that long anyway).  I didn't want to be mean about it. I couldn't put it down for the most part, but I was disappointed as well. I think the hype has put it on a pedestal and I don't think it looks right up there. 

I'd recommend reading it though, to open your eyes to your potential, it's amazing for making you believe you can get your shit sorted and rule the world.

Thursday, 13 November 2014

REVIEW: Garnier Moisture Match Illuminating Light Lotion


I'm squeezing out the dregs of my last primer moisturiser combo product so as I went to get another tube, I spotted this and bashed it in the basket (well, tried to add it to the multitude of things already stretching my hand to full capacity before admitting defeat and getting a basket).

There are three things I really like about this product:

1. It's super light, but not so watery that it smears about too much and absorbs instantly. Like immediately after it's applied it's not sat on the skin. It means that it's got to be applied pretty fast, but for a five minute makeup routine it's awesome.

2. It smells clean. It's not an overly perfumed product, I instantly thought it smelt of cucumbers, but the packaging notified me it's a lemony scent. Go me and my nose for recognising smells. Not. Although I associate lemon smells with toilet cleaning products, this is softer and makes the product feel a lot more high end than it is.

3. It actually does what it says on the box. It's a good moisturiser, first and foremost, and it leaves a nice sheen to the skin making my dark-morning dullness instantly brighter and more alive.

It's also got an SPF of 20 which is more than I usually find beauty moisturisers to have and helps take my mind off little wrinkles now I'm hitting middle age (scoff!). 

Five out of five from me!

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

LIFE: Say no


I was recently called an anomaly. A lot nicer than the last term used to describe me at work.

An anomaly because I work harder than I should for my job role. Weird? Well, not really. To get shit done, I've found that doing it myself always works a treat. But, and the big 'but' here, is I know my limits.

There's a very fine line between saying what you think and being plain rude. I find that by saying no and sticking up for your side of the argument (be logical about it though), not only do you find people listen more, but you respect yourself more too. At work I know what the day's priorities are and I know the time frame I have to get them finished. If something crops up that isn't a priority I don't do it if I can't get the first things done properly.

It's just the way I am and my managers know that. 

Taking the no route, doesn't always close doors, it creates new ones. Saying no doesn't lead to dislike, but admiration. You can swing this both ways and say the same about the yes route, but from where I am, it seems a lot of people choose the yes route without thinking it through.

I'm not saying being a 'yes wo/man' has to be a negative thing. I've seen people go real far by being yes people. That route is not for me and I've seen people fall by the wayside from not giving it a go either.

When you say no, always have a reason.

Once I was asked to work a Sunday by a company I hated working for so I said no. When they asked why, I said 'because God didn't work a Sunday' and left the room. They never asked me to work a Sunday again, but I got my contract raised during the week.

Wherever you are, whatever you do, saying no can give you the freedom to pick and choose what you do. That freedom is basically confidence. Confidence in yourself. 

And the best part?

I'm atheist.

Saturday, 8 November 2014

REVIEW: Good Things


On a, not so recent, trip to Boots I stumbled across this brand and I loved the packaging (sucker), so bought a couple of items. I've featured both of these in Battle posts before, but every time I use them it's an unexpected joy so I thought I'd tell you a bit more.

Random, I know.

Firstly, the smell of these products are ay-may-zing. It's unusual now, I think, to find a skincare range that has it's own distinctive smell and one that lasts! The fruity smells aren't ridiculously sweet either - more smoothie like. Almost like I've just washed my face with actual fruit.

Secondly, the quality should be heralded. For the price of this range I'm really impressed. The scrub has just the right size/distribution of particles and the mask is just the right thickness to work the skin as it claims to. 

Thirdly, just look at the packaging. For what is essentially a supermarket range I loooove the look of these products. Just the right amount of detail and just the right amount of clean copy. Basically, no shit. And it looks great because of it.

Considering this range is made by a beauty writer (Alice Hart-Davis, to be exact) this is a superb collection of products and large brands should take note.

Oh, and just to pop the cherry on the cake here, it's completely free from any parabens, SLS or mineral oils so it's even better for your skin and the environment.

Super.

Saturday, 1 November 2014

LIFE: Birthday No. 25


Today I'm twenty five.

It's crazy. Ten years ago I was preparing for my GCSE's. Fifteen years ago I got my first PlayStation. Twenty years ago I remember my first day of school.

It's weird how much has changed in five years even. I've grown so much in these past five years as a person, more than physically (hey, no boobs. still.). I've learnt to say yes as much as I say no. I've learnt that financial security means more to me than food shopping. I've decided that I like cruising through life enjoying the good and working through the bad. 

And, I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up, and I like that too.

I like the small things more than the big things. My happiness rolls along with the iddybiddy moments. The angle of sunlight in my kitchen when I cook tea, the way our cat looks at me just before feeding time, the smell of my car on a frosty morning. All those small things are things I've come to treasure.

I've done nothing spectacular, but I am proud of what I'm doing, who I've found along the way and the moments I've shared.

Today is a good day and I hope the future holds a load more

Thursday, 30 October 2014

REVIEW: Tea Tree Anti-Spot Stick


I have never used a direct Tea Tree type approach to my spots before. I used to be a Sudocreme lover, but that isn't always the most attractive route to dealing with facial blemishes, so earlier this year I decided to try out a stick treatment.

First impressions, my spots didn't respond in the way I thought they would. Usually they flare up for about a week or two and then start drying up, but this nipped them in the bud. If I see a dubious red patch appearing on my chin, I whack this out and it doesn't get any bigger. Any of them. Ever.

I've tried it on spots that have already been 'emptied' and it heals them up fast, tried it on spots that have barely come up yet and on patches where there's numerous trying to spoil my complexion, it works really well at reducing the swelling and redness and just getting rid of them altogether.

I'm chuffed to have this in my bathroom cabinet, ready for any emergencies. For a small product, it packs a mighty punch.

Monday, 27 October 2014

LIFE: 5 Things to remember in the countdown to Christmas

Bit early, you might be muttering under your breath right now, but it's really not. If the Christmas products have hit the shop shelves, then you can get on preparing yourself.

1. Get those last bits of decoration done
If you're anything like me, decoration take years to perfect. I'm talking about general house maintenance rather than festive getup here. If you're having family over, chances are they'll stay too. Start eBaying or charity-shopping now to make space or tidy up the room that any visitors will be staying. Or fill that space by getting those finishing touches done.

2. Food
We've begun our stash of chocolate and the stash of beverages will begin shortly. At the moment the tins of Quality Street, Celebrations and other well known brands are on offer in Tesco 2 for £8 saving you one whole English pound on each tin. Might not seem a lot? Spreading out the cost of these little additions means I'm not going to fork out a load of cash on things that aren't a daily necessity in one go. And means I won't miss out if I can't afford it closer to the big day.

3. Know your audience
Don't buy gifts for the hell of buying gifts. I come from a family who give very few, but good quality gifts. The Lad, on the other hand, gets sacks of really cheap gifts that aren't really worthwhile and inevitably don't last in our household very long. I'm not saying go out and buy everyone a gift worth £100+, but I am saying spend time researching what you can afford versus what they want. That way, you're happy and they're happy.

4. Get your Plan Of Action confirmed
If you invited a load of people round to yours this Christmas whilst sat eating turkey with them last year, now's the time to check that a) they still remember your invite b) if they will actually come and what the logistics of that involve. This can also work out if your plans have changed since you made arrangements previous and you have to cancel, so make sure everyone knows what they're doing. This makes your life easier and reduces impromptu relative visits. 

5. Make a list of things you'd like to receive yourself and which people to ask for them from
This is an odd one and one that I think a lot of people struggle with. Especially when you reach an age where you think you have everything. You don't. Think mundane, but useful. 
- I got a pack of socks from the MIL last year and I wear them every single day. 
- I've asked my dad for a shower curtain this year. 
- He helped me with my car insurance last year. 
- I've asked for a new umbrella from my Grandma.
- My mum knows my shoe size to replace my white Converse.

These are things that not only will I use and will cherish (will definately cherish having a shower curtain that fits), but the people I've asked for the things from suit the present and they can see the reasoning behind it - I'd never ask for a pair of straighteners from my dad, but I've hinted at the Lad for months.

If you do get stuck with this, ask for a specific gift card - that way you can choose exactly what you want from the store, but without the hassle of someone asking 'why?' or you spending the money on something else, somewhere else.

Sunday, 26 October 2014

WEEKENDER: October


This month has been long and hard.
The Lad quitting his job meant I had to budget, but I started too late and ended up with £4.98 left in my account on the 14th. Yeah, well done Jo.

However, we've made the most of time together, and despite money issues, I think that's all that matters.

Friday, 24 October 2014

REVIEW: Witch Gel Cleanser


After the run-in with foam cleansers, I decided to go back to more durable options. Gels are not amongst my favourite cleansers. They're thick and hard to move around. But, I gave this one a shot anyway.

First, I love the pump on this. Makes it so easy to get product out and get the right amount out in one go. No faff. Instant love.

Secondly, my usual pet peev wasn't an issue. Although it starts off thick and unmoveable, after a bit of lathering it creates a lovely creamy-type lather that removes all makeup in a second.

It's kind on the eyes too, if like me you tend to end up with half the lather in them by the end of it.

There's not really any scent other than the usual witchhazel whiff and the packaging is a clean looking, sleek design.

Overall, a nice product from Witch.

Thursday, 23 October 2014

THREE THINGS: To remember when you feel you're not good enough


1. The feeling will never go away unless you believe it will.
2. Success doesn't look the same as it does it the movies.
3. Other people matter, but they also really, really don't matter at all.

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

LIFE: Being the breadwinner


Since the Lad quit his job, most people we've told have turned to me and asked what it's like to be the breadwinner.

I always reply with 'well, I've been pretty good at it for the last three years anyway' and they look at me open mouthed.

Yeah, me. I earn and have earnt more than him. So what?

The Lad and I live a comfortable life. We have food in, heating on, clean clothes and keep our property well maintained.

Money is the main cause of arguments in our household. I am part hoarder, part saver whilst he is a fully fledged spender. So although at one point I think our earnings actually evened out to be the same, I have always had more of a financial cushion behind me.

It's just how the cookie crumbled for us.

Now I'm the sole provider I don't feel any different.  It doesn't matter where the money comes from, or who earns it. And it definately doesn't matter if anyone thinks that our situation os a bad one.

Monday, 20 October 2014

REVIEW: VO5 Nourish My Shine


I did that 'fling in the basket and forget what I bought' thing, again.

These we're a quid each at the time I bought them. They're still only £1.50 now. Boom. I'm actually really chuffed with the effect they have on my hair. It feels stronger, silkier and less frizzy. 

It claims to be the perfect start to heat protecting your hair and I competely agree. My hair usually looks a bit meh after a good straightening session, especially by the end of the day, and since using this my hair is still feelin' it.

It also smells delicious. So good in fact, that lads at work have noticed and commented. That's saying something for warehouse lads.

I literally have nothing bad to say at all. You will win with this product.

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

REVIEW: Soap & Glory Archery Brow Pencil


I've seen and heard a lot about this, but spending over a fiver on any makeup pains me beyond belief so this has sat on the wishlist for quite some time.

I chose Blondshell as it was the lightest colour I could find. My brows are pretty pale considering my brown roots so this is a nice match to tie my face in with my hair (as you do).

I love the spoolie on this - soft, but still firm enough to tame those brows. And the feature to turn the pencil out rather than sharpen it manually means no waste and no mess in the bottom of the makeup bag.

Because, admit it, you don't collect up and carry your brow pencil shavings to the kitchen bin on a morning. Shoving them in the makeup bag is the best option that early on a weekday.

Despite the pain of parting with a whole eight English pounds (woe is me) I'm sold. This might well be going on the repurchase list.

Sunday, 12 October 2014

REVIEW: Battle of the Face Mask

As a skincare girl rather than a makeup girl (however much I try to be the latter), I have a nice collection of, essentially, the same sort of products in the bathroom cabinet. This time I've grouped all the face masks together.


Boots Simply Sensitive Deep Cleansing - I used to expect a face mask to be robust and cake onto my face before I washed it off. Turns out, it doesn't. This has a creamy texture that is far from robust. Although it moisturises well and I can feel the difference afterwards, I don't really agree with the 'deep cleansing' aspect.

Botanics Deep Cleansing - This is the first mask I ever used. It's thick, cool and really pulls the dirt from the pores. It has a natural smell, one I now associate with masks, which isn't too bad for 'natural' skincare scents. I've repurchased numerous times. Proper old favourite.

Good Things Manuka Honey Radiance - I hit a winner with this as it's a great dupe for Liz Earle's deep cleansing mask (one I couldn't find to put in the photo). I actually think it may be better than the Liz Earle one... It reaches deep into my skin and tightens it all up. It tingles too which is a nice unexpected feature.

Simple Kind To Skin Deep Cleasing - Again, a more moisturising option although not as watery as the Boots version. This acts as a thin film on the skin rather than a classic lumpy clay mask. It almost sinks into the skin - something which I wouldn't associate with a 'Deep Cleansing' mask, and again I'm not so sure that description is entirely accurate. If I were to label this I would put it in the cleanser category, rather than amongst the face masks.
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